This post is dedicated to most perfectly packaged goodie in the WORLD. We first met in college, 2003. I was a wide-eyed girl, with dreams as vast as a mid western plain. I was open to experiencing anything this world had to offer. Taking it all in…at Harris Teeter (I believe). Roaming through the aisles, just looking at the hundreds of choices that I had; not really knowing the outcomes would bring me here. Then we met. It was BEAUTIFUL, no it was ENCHANTED. A song went off in my head and I swear little blue birds picked that lovely package up and brought it to by the way of their tiny, perfect wings. At last, it was in my carriage – looking at me longingly. It wanted me and I NEEDED it!!! But, instantly I became angry, thinking “How in the HELL did Nabisco not think of this in the first place?!?!?!” Bump the regular ones, this was waaaayyyy better. A Millions times as sultry and tempting as the original!!! I got home, and made closed and locked the door to my dorm room and RIPPED the hinges of that package. In mouth, rested a chocolaty, peanut buttery round of perfection. And that was they day I fell in love with PEANUT BUTTER CREAM OREOS!!!!
Oh, yeah – you heard right. I proceeded to rape each and every last Oreo in that pack. They screamed and begged for mercy, but I never gave in! You know what, I bought some YESTERDAY!!! Poor little unsuspecting Oreo!!
